Drew has been a story teller ever since he started to talk. He always tells hilarious, detailed stories.
Today Joshua recorded four of Drew’s stories as Drew dictated them. Josh told me that he had to “translate from Drew’s language, but that it was a very accurate, almost word for work translation.” 😉
The Princess and the Dragons
There was a princess In the woods. There was also a castle in the woods. The castle had no doors or anything that opens up. The bears that lived in the woods knocked them down. The princess wanted to go exploring. So she went in the secret hole in the wall out of the castle. She found an egg that was cracking. So she hid behind a rock. Then that rock started cracking. So she hid behind another rock. That rock started cracking to. The last rock did not crack. The egg cracked. Inside the egg were baby dragons. The princess wanted to look for bears. She found big bear prints. So she followed them. She saw a bear, but it was eating. It was eating fish. But if the bear saw the princess, it would eat the princess. The bear ate a sword fish. A big swordfish like in Marsha and the bear. It fished by reaching its paw in and grabbing fish. Then the bear liked the princess. It liked how Beautiful she was. She ran back to the baby dragons. They were crying. She didn’t have any pets. She wanted a baby dragon. All the dragons liked her. She took them to here home. They all slept in the castle. There was no king. The bear always came in and hid under the bed. It did not eat the dragons. The bear was in a bear costume. It was actually a dragon. THE END
Puddles that Bite
Once upon a time there was a puddle. It was a haunted puddle. It goes out and eats people. Some of these puddles are real. But this one is not. Only one person did not get eaten. His name was boteeks. The grampa puddle had big teeth. The more he eats, the smaller his teeth get. If he eats a house, his teeth get small. If he eats a tv, he gets medium teeth. If he eats a trampoline he will disappear. If two puddles get mad they eat each other. If you step on a baby puddle, then they throw you in a volcano. If an ant goes through a baby puddle, then the mama puddle will move to a volcano. Sometimes when it is not full moon then if a battery is loose, they make it even lesser. Sometimes they rip a battery out of phones. And tv. The mama puddle likes baby puddles. The mama puddle and daddy puddle jumped in the volcano with their baby puddles then they jumped all over the lava. One fell up and bumps his head. It jumped right back on the lava. It jumped all over the lava. THE END
The Mean Wizard
Once upon a time there was a shark. A flying shark. Then it was dead. It was dead because of the wind. There was a storm. There are no clouds in this story. But there is one cloud. His name was poor cloud goosen. The water died. And there was a unicorn. The unicorn turned into a princess. Her name was dear princess boteec. Every time there is a mean wizard that makes beautiful flowers. The princess put good bells every where. The mean wizard put a sleeping bell on the princess. She could only be woken up by a kiss. Then there was a prince who knew nothing about this. He saw the castle. It looked like a flower. Then he saw the mean wizard. The mean wizard was killing flowers. The prince kissed the princess. The princess jumped on the mean wizard. Then the mean wizard died. Then the princess died. Then the prince died. Then the flowers died. Then the kingdom died. THE END.
Once upon a time there was a egg. It was small. Small enough to fit through doors. The mama looks like Godzilla. But it can not shoot fire. Then the Godzilla died. So did the guys that tried to shoot Godzilla in the foot. They all died. THE END.